A vampire is running for Governor of Minnesota. If you've never seen a convicted criminal impaled outside the Governor's mansion, you owe it to yourself to move to MN and register to vote.
China claims to have discovered America. These people have barely discovered indoor plumbing.
New source of global warming discovered and ... it's plants! It should be a lot of fun watching environmentalists blame Bush for too many plants.
The search is on to pick The Seven Wonders of the Modern World. Guess how many I have already visited?*
French artists piss off a lot of people. This guy is so upset he literally peed on a Duchamp 'classic.'
Imogen Heap is in Frisco January 26th. if you've never listened, you owe it to yourself.
*Answer to how many I have visited: 6