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Did Keira Knightley Turn 30?



At the "Pride and Prejudice" premiere she actually looked kinda hot, so I am assuming she magically turned from boyish, plain-looking "Bend It Like Beckham" star and boyish, plain-looking "Pirates of the Carribean" star to sorta hottie because she hit that magical age.

Oops, my bad. No, it's because you can see her nipple.

Enjoy Her Nipple Here

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Anonymous Anonymous said ... (8:35 AM) : 

You can hardly see them nipples!

 

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