Bollywood Version Of "Bewitched" Seems To Be Lacking Romantic Comedy Flair
In America we think of witches and they are hot stay-at-home wives who wrinkle their noses in cute ways and have dinner on the table at 6. Or, if we're feeling exotic about it, we dress them up like Barbara Eden in a costume so hot the very sight of it even today turns my teeth to powder and makes me sterile. Or whatever the opposite of sterile is, actually.
Not so in India, home of Bollywood movies where everyone is rich - culturally if not monetarily - and they break into spontaneous singing and dancing during moments of drama. In India, this whole witchcraft thing is serious stuff, and it results in real girl-on-girl action, but not the "download from Kazaa because I am too lazy to buy it" kind. If a girl in India thinks another girl is a witch, she gets to charge her 500 rupees ( which is a lot of money, something like 8 bazillion dollars ) and make her eat human feces and just generally slap her around.
I know, I know, it doesn't sound all that sexy to me either, but who I am to judge?