How To Make The Marriage Rate Tumble As if the Swedes hadn't already become the most ridiculed people on the planet by releasing news stories about drunken moose, now a 'study' they have done contends that oral sex leads to mouth cancer. This is as silly as saying driving leads to car accidents. OF COURSE you can't have a car accident if you don't drive. Likewise you can only get mouth cancer from giving oral sex. This seems like common sense. To Swedes. But is anyone out there advocating we reduce the speed limit to 5 MPH? No. And malpractice kills 100,000 people per year. Does anyone advocate getting rid of doctors? No. So why would these two killers of much more people be let off the hook while the much smaller oral sex industry gets the spotlight? Lobbyists. The oral sex industry doesn't have highly paid lobbyists pleading their case in Sweden. Or anywhere else. But I think they should or they could find themselves legislated out of business. I say we send everyone's favorite porn star, Gauge. Not because she knows all that much about oral sex but because she's really, really flexible. "You should avoid having oral sex," said dentist and researcher Kerstin Rosenquist, who headed the study, when she released the findings to Swedish news agency TT. Yeah, and I should be a Chinese jet pilot. But I'm not. And I would totally attack Sweden if I were. Article Here