Anna Nicole Smith Finally Gets Interesting
This is why we love the internet. It used to be that if you met a nice waitress named Tracy and put her in handcuffs and covered her neck with hickeys and had buckets of lesbian sex it was going to be a discreet one-time affair. And if your kid is in the house sleeping, no one is the wiser.
But since these are the days of digital cameras and nothing is ever removed from the internet, and the barmaid spent far too much time bragging about the night she spent with her new celebrity friend, including sharing digital photos with customers - well, it now means that we have a reason to think about Anna Nicole Smith again.
Not just because she is having sex with someone close to her own age, which is nice ... and not because she is seducing someone way below her income bracket, which is very egalitarian of her. But mostly because I now have a reason to visit Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood to play bingo, because this Tracy chick is clearly deviant enough to be a lot of fun.
And here you thought I was going to talk about the time I was a cabana boy and Anna Nicole seduced me when she was married to that 140 year old guy, didn't you? Nope. Because I am much more discreet than Tracy. And I didn't own a digital camera back then. And the 1 Hour Photo place refused to develop my pictures.