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10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.

9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.

7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.

6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"

4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!

3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...

1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

Not Only Are Swedish People Drinking Themselves To Death, So Are The Animals

Supposedly this moose in Sweden and her calf got drunk on fermented apples. That happened here once. Only replace 'moose' with 'me on my 21st birthday' and 'fermented apples' with 'A Fifth of Jim Beam and a case of Knickerbocker beer capped off by an orgy of unprotected sex with a trio of identical supermodels.'

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