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1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

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Indian Couple Sets Lovemaking Record



This guy is so Tantric even Sting tells him to go ahead and have an orgasm. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.

65 million years! This girl must be the Mesozoic Era version of Jaime Pressly for him to stay hard so long.

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