Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Bringing you the dark genius of Dostoyevsky
combined with the divine, intelligent humor of Pynchon
since spring 2002


What Cool Scientists Are Wearing



  • Click Here To Get Your Own Cool Science Guy Stuff!
Sites Cool Scientists Are Reading
  • Science & Supermodels
  • Scientific Blogging
  • Build Cool Stuff!
  • We Are Scientists
  • Sex And The Beach
  • The Grunt
  • The Mighty Dyckerson
  • Blog Portland
  • Mo Comedy
  • RevRee
  • Chatoyance
  • Crystal Village
  • Misogynous Portuguese
  • M-Visions
  • Forever Geek
  • Geek Logik
  • Michelle's Spell
  • Issy
Top 10 Reasons My Faster-Than-Light Car Rules:

10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.

9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.

7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.

6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"

4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!

3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...

1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
  • Subscribe

  • Making the world safe
    for technology,
    one comedic punch
    to the throat at a time.


  • Add to Technorati Favorites!
  • Subscribe in NewsGator Online
  • Subscribe with Bloglines

Previous Scientific Goodness

  • Jennifer Aniston Is The Most Boring Girl EverShe w...

  • Chinese Men Invade Russia On LawnmowersThere can't...

  • School Officials Surprised Students Have SexOkay, ...

  • Want To See The Real China? Print A BibleIn athei...

  • Vatican Is Less Fundamentalist Than Left-Wing Secu...

  • The French go apeshitWell, we shouldn't say the Fr...

  • IBM Slows Down LightSure, we can't go faster than ...

  • Finally, A Reason To Talk About Spain That Doesn't...

  • Man Makes News, Insures No One Will Ever Play Grab...

  • British Hookers Almost Lost WW2Not because they we...

Blah, Blah, Blah

  • Subscribe in NewsGator Online
  • unique IPs to-date
  • Top Technology Blogs
  • Site Feed
  • iPing-it!
  • Listed on BlogShares

  • Other Places
    To Find Me

    Powered by Blogger



The French Worry About Discrimination



Prime Minister Dominique de Villepin, who is actually not a woman, stated with the usual French decisiveness that France faces a "moment of truth" in fighting racial discrimination and "what is being questioned is the effectiveness of our integration model."

What integration model? Who is less tolerant of diversity than the French? Would 20% of the music in French radio stations be French if the government didn't mandate it? The French have been perfectly happy to go their own disastrous way as long as it paid for their over-burdened socialist machine.

Now, I have no problem with the French. Even in Paris, I got perfect service and treatment so impeccably polite I almost asked for a refund. But I am a white foreigner and my last visit was before Bush went to Iraq and did the exact same thing France did in Ivory Coast - namely, invade a sovereign nation that was supposedly not a threat outside its own borders and impose their own government because it was in the national interests of France. I imagine somewhere between 2003 and about 13 days ago that my reception as an American would have been pretty frosty.

But I bet the French are begging to have western Europeans ... or Americans descended from western Europeans ... over for a cup of crappy coffee now.

If you want to solve discrimination, it won't happen by having a government official with a girl's name mandate it. He does not seem to recognize what the average man on the street in France does. Letting in anyone, including zealots who believe the entire world is either Muslim or about to become it, is going to cause problems. Discrimination is solved by giving people a fair chance no matter what their last name is ... and by only allowing in people who want to be French.

Article Here

posted by your friendly neighborhood Moderator at 5:28 PM
Email This Cutting-Edge Humor
Direct Link This Post
or Add to del.icio.us or even Digg me.
0 attempts to be as funny as a scientist


Comments on ""

 

post a comment