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Want To See The Real China? Print A Bible



In atheist China, printing of Bibles and other religious publications needs special approval from the State Bureau of Religious Affairs. Bibles cannot be openly bought at bookshops in a country long criticized overseas for intolerance of religion.

Why does anyone even talk about China? Mostly because there are a billion of them. I am surprised these people have not gotten tired of making $1,000 a year and don't just go ahead and overthrow the impotent, ideological jacklegs running that country. They had the perfect chance at Tiananmen and blew it. Maybe we should send a few North African Muslims over there and have them print the Koran.

There would be shitbombs and bodies flying all over the place if a few Muslims got arrested.

Now, in fairness to the Chinese government, they insist this is not about religious persecution. If house church minister Cai Zhuohua had been able to print two million Bibles and give them away for free, they might not have had such a big problem - if you ignore that whole religious persecution and ability to only worship at state-sanctioned churches thing. So they convicted him of "illegal business practices", which is a secular way of saying the only good religious person is an incarcerated one.

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