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Park Director Unearths Burial Ground, Inadvertently Begins Zombie Movie



"I ... saw little bits of bone down the hillside and some of it had washed away in the surf already," said James Richeson, the parks supervisor at Indian Island County Park in Riverside, NY, inadvertently causing the country to be overrun by Native American zombies.

A closer inspection uncovered skull and bone fragments, as well as several artifacts, including a ceramic bowl and pipe covered with ornate geometric markings. The artifacts date at least 500 years.

Okay, all of that is true except for the zombies part. But doesn't it sound like the way a zombie movie should start?

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