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9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

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7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.

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2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

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1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"
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Jennifer Aniston Is The Most Boring Girl Ever



She wasn't even the most interesting girl on Friends. Though she was tied for third. With Ross.

And she has shown herself to be so shockingly, mind-numbingly simple and vague in every interview I have ever seen I can't fathom why in the world anyone ever found her interesting. Only Brad Pitt, who is an illiterate sock-monkey on his best day, could have found anything coming from her larynx remotely insightful.

Read this and tell me I am not correct ...

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