Chinese Men Invade Russia On Lawnmowers There can't be a lot of explanations for this. Either the Russians think these Chinese gardeners are spies - in which case the Russian government is even more crazy paranoid than we always thought - or they think the Chinese gardeners are defecting. How bad must China suck if people want to defect to RUSSIA? When they were stopped, the unauthorized immigrants claimed they had got lost while cutting grass. They showed a note in broken Russian written by hand, but with their photographs saying: “We are workers, who clean fire-prevention zone. We got lost. Please, return me to China”. They claimed it was given by the Chinese forest police in case this happened. Russian authorities said this was not the first time that illegal entrants had claimed to be lost gardeners. Guys, come on. There are a billion Chinese. If they want to invade your third world country, they would send more than two lawnmowers. Article Here