Tom Cruise Has A Great Life
He is proud to tell you he has a spectacular sex life - and don't get me wrong, my sex life is spectacular too, because Sweety has that whole madonna-whore dichotomy down to an art form - but he has my spectacular sex life, is adored by millions and has enough money to buy Lenin's brain.
So what could make him happier than that? Eating his newborn baby's placenta is the idea he came up with.
Maybe he's on that Adkin's Diet thing?