10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.
9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.
8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.
7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.
6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"
4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!
3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!
... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...
1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"
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A Pacifier For KatieTom Cruise apparently had one made for the mother of his child to help her keep quiet during her Scientology-induced labor. Because making her chew on her dignity was apparently not going to be enough. And does anyone else wish they had thought of this t-shirt first?  |
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Chief Scientist said ... (11:08 PM) :
post a commentYou can order it from the artist in France. And the primary word can be either love or hate, and the shirt color in black or red.