Britney Spears' Baby Tries To Throw Himself To Doom After Discovering Kevin Federline Is His Father
You would too. Turns out the little tyke was watching "EXTRA" on TV and making fun of Federline when he noticed something odd - the clown kept showing up on TV following his mother everywhere. Then he looked around the kitchen and noticed the same guy was always there, smelling of marijuana and wearing cornrows and it dawned on him. Once the impact hit home, witnesses say, the little tyke tried to off himself rather than grow up having to wear baggy pants and make bad rap albums.
As a precaution, child protective services was called in to investigate but little K-Fed was unable to implicate his dad in the crime.