Page Six Guy Takes Bribes To Keep Out The Gossip
So, yeah, if you want to stay out of my blog you'd better start ponying up. I have no problem at all inventing news, thus I am the opposite of this guy, who had no problem at all preventing news from being printed.
Items you might not want me to reveal:
*I had sex with you.
*You had sex with me.
*Your breasts are fake.
*My hands are small, I drive a sports car, and I am still way bigger than Brad Pitt.
Angelina Jolie, I expect a check from you any day now.