Liz Hurley Slaps Around Sienna Miller Okay, I couldn't give a crap about Lindsey Lohan, even though I wrote about her yesterday. And Angelina Jolie is my favorite mistake but I don't make the same mistake twice. I can, however, completely understand why Brad got all ga-ga after that stiletto heel went into his chest the first time. But here's my advice to you, Brad: DO NOT GIVE HER ANY OF YOUR BLOOD. That's all I am saying. That said, all the things I wrote about those two yesterday are absolutely true about these girls if the cat-fight brewing between Sienna Miller and Liz Hurley is real. You can pretty much bet I am never leaving the house or my Astro-Glide again. Except maybe to go to Burger King. Though you know that cock-blocker at the drive-thru window will saying something like "Sir, you can't do that here" and call the police. You decide who should win. Because I'll be a floppy-eared mackerel if I can.