Intellectually Nuanced Kerry Understands The Difference Between His 'Family' Owning a Gas-Guzzling SUV And Him Owning It Oddly, he can't understand how Dick Cheney once worked for an oil company but now works for the government. ``I don't own an SUV,'' said Kerry, who supports increasing existing fuel economy standards to 36 miles per gallon by 2015 in order to reduce the nation's dependence on foreign oil supplies. This was after reporters asked about his Chevy Suburban. ``The family has it. I don't have it,'' he said. Uhhhhh ... Kerry also has made rising gasoline prices an issue in the campaign against President Bush. In Houston on Thursday, Kerry said the president broke a 2000 campaign pledge to ``jawbone'' oil-producing nations by pressuring them to increase their output. Oddly, Kerry was against Bush 'pressuring' oil producing nations. He has yet to respond with exactly what sort of 'pressure' he thinks he can exert on Middle East nations. Article Here