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Modern Day Communists A Confused Mess



Trotskyites and Stalinists playing together? What's next, cats and dogs? Yet that is exactly what is happening ... mostly because modern day Communists pick a name they think is cool, rather than actually knowing what they believe in. What do they believe in? Mostly anything that is not George Bush, including the Taliban and Saddam Hussein.

Writes Amir Taheri:

When I called the coalition to ask whether the idea was to stop all wars, a spokeswoman assured me that this was not the case.
She referred me to the first article of the coalition's charter that states: "The aim of the coalition is simple: to stop the war currently declared by the United States and its allies against 'terrorism.'"
"We really want to stop Bush and Blair from going around killing babies," she said. "Our objective is to force the U.S. out of Iraq and Afghanistan."
But what if a U.S. withdrawal means the return of the Taliban and Saddam Hussein?
"Anything would be better than American Imperialist rule," she snapped back.

Anything? Does she not realize what the Taliban and Saddam Hussein did to chicks who didn't know when to shut their yaps?



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