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California Activists Side With The Rich -- Again



California demonstrators, determined to increase the gulf between the rich and the poor, took to the streets again to try and sway votes in favor of continued ghetto-ization of America's working class. Seeing an opportunity for the 110,000 mostly-black population of Inglewood, CA to raise their standard of living by paying less for consumer goods, groups drew a line in the sand and insisted they wouldn't stop until rich small business owners were allowed to hold neighborhood monopolies without interference.

Demonstrators used images of Martin Luther King, Jr. and Cesar Chavez -- because, yes, both those men want America's blacks and latinos to be forced into paying higher prices -- demonstration leaders used heated language like "plantation" to try and sway support in favor of poor people having less money.

Yet some find this stance a little baffling. "I think it's largely about the unions," said Bob McAdam, Wal-Mart's vice-president of corporate affairs. "They are mobilizing leaders."

It sounds unthinkable that anyone holding pictures of Cesar Chavez and MLK would be front men for mafia-controlled unions that run the Democrat party. Other shoppers in the LA basin have plenty of opportunities to pay low prices so this kind of race discrimination by union shills and race-baiting leaders who need to keep blacks in poverty in order to retain their power is shocking.

Yet there it is.

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