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Reuters Shows They Lack A Clue - Again



We used to think Reuters just had anti-American bias ... it turns out they just don't know how to do any research:

"The Post said plans call for Bush to issue an ambitious new national vision for space travel by early next year, as part of a White House effort to develop "big ideas" for the president's 2004 agenda.

In 1962 President John F. Kennedy issued a stirring call for the nation to land a man on the moon by the end of the decade. Apollo 17 astronauts landed there in December 1972."

WHA...? They write an article criticizing the guy and then don't even know that America landed on the moon in 1969. You know, that Apollo 11 "giant leap for mankind" thing.

Read it here before they catch their mistake and pretend it never happened.

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