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Michael Moore Outsources Jobs



Michael Moore, who has created a big business criticizing big business and America in general, doesn't seem to be all that worried about the little working guy when it comes to his money.
He took some time off from defending worker rights and lamenting corporate malfeasance to create employment problems in the US ... by exporting jobs to Canada. Plank, of Montreal, is the brains behind MichaelMoore.com while Webcore Labs of Alberta hosts it.

Moore, a guy who made his fortune ridiculing the little guy in the form of secretaries and security guards who wouldn't let him in to see company Presidents un-announced, did not return phone calls asking for comment. Regrettably no one made a documentary of their efforts to reach him and ask why he is adding to unemployment in America.

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