Problems With Your Pipes? Assume A Naked Man Is Involved What do you do when you have a pipe problem? Call the Water Department. What they found was not just a busted pipe but a whole naked guy secretly living there. Now, I've had plenty of hot, naked women chained to the pipes in my basement. But they never broke anything because they were in on the fun. Except that one girl in 2003. She wasn't laughing. Come to think of it, that was a pretty weird day.