The Grinch Gets A Job As A Dallas Teacher Just so all the Who's in Whoville reading my blog ( you know who you are ) are aware, if you go to public school in Richardson, Texas and you are in first grade this mean teacher wants to introduce you to the facts of Christmas. I know if I have a little critter sitting around in jammies with Yoda's and shit on them and he tells me he has had his dreams shattered by having to believe Christmas is about Jesus rather than a guy in a red suit magically transmorgifying toys under a tree, well, I will be pissed. I can buy stuff for kids. But teaching them religion takes too much time.