Why All The Shock?In Neillsville, WI a man has pleaded guilty to sexual relations with a cow. It's Wisconsin. How do you think they make all that cheese? Because the cows are happy. This guy Hart would stop at a farm after the bar closed, proving that if you drink enough almost anything looks good. And he was getting it 2-4 times in a week. Heck, I'll get me a cow if I can throw a pretty dress on her - especially if she's giving it up 4 times a week. |
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John said ... (4:31 PM) :
post a commentGuy goes to a remote town where they only have sex with sheep. He is reluctant at first but decides to deal with it and he dresses one up in lipstick and a dress and walks downtown with her.
"You hypocrites," he says, "Why stare at me? I am just being open about it."
"We don't care about that, sonny," an old man replies. "But that's the Sheriff's girl you're with."