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Anna Nicole Smith Is So Annoying Even Charities Don't Want Her



Turns out Trimspa paid big money to have their celebrity endorser appear at Live 8 and generally cause havoc and chaos. Why would she draw a crowd? I have no idea. According to this article on The Smoking Gun Trimspa stiffed the charity out of its promised $320,000 for Anna's "integration" into the broadcast, along with some commercials.

To make matters worse, she showed up scantily clad and intoxicated. Apparently they expected demure and conservative out of a former stripper who married a gazillionaire, got all fat, and then lost all her weight again. So they are suing for a total of $500,000 because they never got paid and her demeanor didn't exactly speak to the plight of starving Africans. It could have been worse - they could have had her on when she was ingesting 6,000 calories a day and was as big as a house. Now that would have been ridiculous.

Anyway, would you put up with this crap from her? Absolutely, and so would I. I wouldn't give her the time of day when she looked like that crazy witch who tried to kill Ariel in "The Little Mermaid" but since she looks like this now, all is forgiven:

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Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:14 PM) : 

If Britney Spears is mapping out her future career path, she need look no farther than Anna Nicole Smith. Except Anna Nicole married a rich guy and Britney married a poor, racially confused trailer park breakdancer.

 

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