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Student In Trouble For Posting Pictures Of a Couple Having Sex In Public



I know, I know, you're thinking the couple in question is high-fiving each other. They were having sex in the window for a reason and it probably wasn't because they wanted more light.

The school is not so amused. The kid, an unnamed engineering student at the University of Pennsylvania, faces punishment from the school for posting the photos. Even though when he took them the two naked students could be seen through a dorm window.

By featuring the pictures on his personal Web site hosted through the school's server, the photographer violated the school's code of student conduct, sexual harassment policy and policy on acceptable uses of electronic resources, the university said in memos on the subject.

Would the university say the same thing if the university servers were used to endorse abortion, an end to the war in Iraq or to host pictures of crucifixes dipped in urine? I imagine not.

Not all of the faculty agree with the University position, as you might expect. "The student took a photograph of a public event. That is protected expression," said professor Alan Charles Kors.

If you have an opinion, take the poll to the left. If you chose Option 3, and you want to see grainy, low-res pictures of college students having sex, click here. And you're a perv.

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