Further Proof That Superman Is Not Cool Like Me Sure, some most all people have thought maybe I said the new Superman is gay only because they didn't pick me for the role. To those detractors I offer definitive proof: Speaking of Florida, Pamela Anderson and PETA want you to celebrate National Orgasm Day by eating ... vegetables. Now, there are much funnier jokes I can make than the one PETA just pulled, but I will be far too busy. If you could just have Rocio Guario Diaz line up on the right and the other supermodels on the left, I will be finished celebrating National Orgasm Day by mid-June. Because that's when the World Cup starts.