Further Proof That Superman Is Not Cool Like Me
Speaking of Florida, Pamela Anderson and PETA want you to celebrate National Orgasm Day by eating ... vegetables. Now, there are much funnier jokes I can make than the one PETA just pulled, but I will be far too busy. If you could just have Rocio Guario Diaz line up on the right and the other supermodels on the left, I will be finished celebrating National Orgasm Day by mid-June. Because that's when the World Cup starts.