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2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

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1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

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Finally, A Bin Laden We Can All Get Behind



Wafah Dufour changed to her mother's maiden name after September 11th, 2001 and has never met her famous uncle but her appearance as a model in GQ reaffirms what I have always said. If you want to affect change, do it from the inside. We have to start somewhere so we might as well start with Wafah.

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Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:39 PM) : 

Wait ... I finally get it. Change women from the inside. You really are funnier than me!

 

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