10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.
9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.
8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.
7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.
6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.
5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"
4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!
3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.
2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!
... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...
1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"
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Finally, A Bin Laden We Can All Get BehindWafah Dufour changed to her mother's maiden name after September 11th, 2001 and has never met her famous uncle but her appearance as a model in GQ reaffirms what I have always said. If you want to affect change, do it from the inside. We have to start somewhere so we might as well start with Wafah.  |
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Anonymous said ... (4:39 PM) :
post a commentWait ... I finally get it. Change women from the inside. You really are funnier than me!