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Surprise ... Britain Has The Highest Crime In The Developed World



Surprise ... Britain Has The Highest Crime In The Developed World



Brits tend to want to think they are less violent than Americans when what they really mean is that fewer Brits die with guns. Not really the same thing. Turns out Scotland is the most violent country in the developed world with England and Wales nailing down slots two and three for a Britain clean sweep of violence.

Are the 4000 more gun deaths in the US per year somehow worse than the 50,000 more violent assaults per year in Scotland? I bet not. It's no secret that gun ownership lowers petty crime. Home invasion -- even when you are home -- is much more likely when the criminal knows you can't have a gun but he can.

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