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$10,000 Will Teach Madonna's Kid Responsibility



$10,000 Will Teach Madonna's Kid Responsibility



According to reports, pop superstar Madonna has given her eight-year-old daughter Lourdes a credit card with a $10,000 limit.

Friends say Madonna hopes the exercise will teach Lourdes to appreciate the value of money.

"Minors are not usually allowed credit cards so she had to pull a few strings to get it issued in Lourdes' name," a close friend said to magazine In Touch Weekly.

"She is hoping to teach Lourdes to be responsible with money."

Let's see. Showering the kid with money and getting favoritism because of elite pop music status is a way to show a young person responsibility? If you want her to learn about being responsible for her actions, Ethel, why not show her your pointy bra video footage?

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