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Good News For Eastern Europe



Good News For Eastern Europe



There are more abortions than births in post-USSR Russia which means the Balkans and other parts of eastern Europe are free of Soviet aggression for at least another 20 years. Not that the vodka-addled Russian military turned out to be much of a threat anyway but it's nice to know they won't be vomiting on us with overwhelming numbers.

A conspiracy by Putin to bring back the USSR? You never know. Life expectancy is apparently 5 years lower than under the Soviets. But how would you know? It isn't like the Soviets ever told the truth about anything else, so it's hard to imagine them telling the truth about life expectancy or abortions.

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