Discrimination Against Joke-Telling Genitals

Discrimination Against Joke-Telling Genitals Sure, if you're one of the big network newscasters that acts like a dick, your speech is protected. But if you're actually a dick trying to make a buck getting people to laugh, free speech doesn't apply to you. At least in Michigan. Timothy Huffman, 47, an unemployed musician-cook who is the father of five children, said he'd been targeted for prosecution because he has a criminal record and lacked the resources to defend himself. "We asked them in court, 'Why don't you prosecute 'Schindler's List'? It has nudity,' " Huffman said. "And they said to me, 'You're no Steven Spielberg.' Kent County Assistant Prosecutor Tim McMorrow said Huffman is not being singled out, nor was he charged for expressing himself. "This is really not a First Amendment case," he said. "The First Amendment protects his right to an opinion, not the right to appear naked on TV." I hope the cast of "Desperate Housewives" doesn't hear about this. I am hoping there is a ratings slump next season so that Nicolette Sheridan will take it all off. Article Here