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The Real Difference Between Democrats and Republicans



Republicans are more likely than Democrats to say they believe...
...in God (by eight percentage points)
...in heaven (by 10 points)
...in hell (by 15 points)
...and considerably more likely to believe in the devil (by 17 points).

Democrats are more likely than Republicans to say they believe...
...in reincarnation (by 14 percentage points)
...in astrology (by 14 points)
...in ghosts (by eight points)
...and UFOs (by five points).

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