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10) Stephen Hawking always wants to carpool.

9) Breaking the laws of physics is only a misdemeanor in most states.

8) Traffic enforcement is pretty much limited to cops with Ph.D.'s in Quantum Physics.

7) Bugs - they never see you comin'.

6) I can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen.

5) I made a fortune selling pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!"

4) I sleep until noon and still get to work by 8:00am!

3) I'm never in the car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song.

2) My cigar butts don't land in the back seat, they land in last week!

... and the number one cool thing about my faster-than-light car is ...

1) I get a license plate that reads "ME = MC^2"

The Real Difference Between Democrats and Republicans

Republicans are more likely than Democrats to say they believe...
...in God (by eight percentage points)
...in heaven (by 10 points)
...in hell (by 15 points)
...and considerably more likely to believe in the devil (by 17 points).

Democrats are more likely than Republicans to say they believe...
...in reincarnation (by 14 percentage points)
...in astrology (by 14 points)
...in ghosts (by eight points)
...and UFOs (by five points).

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