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'Animal Rights' Activists Free Minks -- Who Then Eat Each Other



The Animal Liberation Front, who clearly know less about minks than anyone, still took it on themselves to free 10,000 of them from a farm. Not knowing that minks who aren't littermates are quite vicious with each other, the ALF must have been surprised when the minks started eating each other and attacking every creature around them.

ALF spokespeople said the environmental policies of George W. Bush are to blame.

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