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Babs Streisand Goes Completely Nuts



Now she's speculating that Sen. Paul Wellstone ( D, MN) who died in a plane crash last month, was not in an 'accident.'

Babs, maybe you should stick to your usual hypocrisy, urging us to conserve while you jet across the country on a gas-guzzling private jet. But no, she would rather spend time telling us we should hang our clothes outside while she has a 'domestic' do hers.

"I was shocked but, knowing a bit about her, not surprised by her statement," a witness told The Post's Braden Keil. "She said there's more to this than meets the eye." Yes ... Wellstone, who was likely to lose and was already part of a Democratic 'get out the vote' scandal involving students bussed in from other states, was victim of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

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