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FIFA Wants Europe-Wide Quotas On Soccer Players



They don't like that soccer players in third world countries who are talented will come to Europe and work for less money than domestic players.

Well, no kidding ... but quotas on sports athletes? England, for example, already has a strict quota, but Spain has none ... they simply want the best players. Sports is one of the few areas where merit is the only criteria so it's a shame that the European mentality will encroach even further on that.


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