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UN Says UN Investigation of Sexual Abuse By UN Employees Finds None Of The Evidence The Independent Commission Hired By The UN Found



So there you have it. A middle east dictator couldn't have been more comprehensive.

You see, the UN now says the findings are useless because the claims are baseless. That's right, it's not your eyes ... they said the proof does not exist because the charges had no foundation. Huh?

Sex for food charges seemed to have been confirmed in an investigation by independent consultants appointed jointly by the UN's own refugee agency and the British-based charity Save the Children.
UN spokesman, Dileep Nair, chided those involved in the original investigation.

"The consultants' allegations of widespread sexual exploitation by UN aid workers and peacekeepers cannot be substantiated," he said.

"Indeed, we feel the consultants' report unfairly tarnished the reputation and credibility of a large majority of UN aid workers and peacekeepers who are out there in the field."

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