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Wiccan Wants To Be Recognized As Clergy For Government Meetings



A Wiccan priestess wants the Board of Supervisors of Chesterfield County, Va., to add her name to the list of clergy members who say prayers before board meetings.

"I am a witch and I am fine with that," said Cyndi Simpson, a member of Reclaiming Tradition of Wicca. "I have something good to share, and I think they should let me."

In return, Chesterfield County would like to have a non-Wiccan allowed to do invocations for the meetings Ms. Simpson currently presides over ... monthly forest High Councils with Squirrel The Mayor, Rabbit The Sheriff and her 87 cats.

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