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Finland Doesn't Disclose Name of Suicide Bomber



Up to 80 people were injured in Friday's blast at the three-storey Myyrmanni Shopping Mall in Vantaa.
Police official Tero Haapala said the bomber was from Helsinki and was under the age of 20. He declined to give the man's name, but said he had no previous criminal record.

Now that is very strange. 'From Helsinki' doesn't mean a lot ... under 20 is not under 18, so why not disclose his name ... unless his name would tell us some compelling things about him or his motives. It needs to be considered that the Finns are worried about a terrorism problem of their own and don't want their own population calling for intervention if attacks are happening in their cities.

If it's another case of Europe sticking their heads in the sand they need to look at their own history to see why that's the worst place to hide.

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