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"Bumfights" Producers Arrested In San Diego



I haven't actually seen this thing since the video costs $20 and I imagine I could actually feel my IQ drop while watching it. Las Vegas residents Zachary Bubeck, 24, and Ryan Edward McPherson, 19, persuaded street people to fight for the camera in exchange for cash payments, food, liquor and hotel rooms but warned the participants not to tell authorities about the remuneration.

Anyway, what's the harm here? Do these fights have to be sanctioned by the CA state sports commission? Sure, there is going to be some mewing about 'exploitation' but there always is ... is it worse to have them begging on the streets, harassing pedestrians or attacking each other?

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