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Babs Invested In Haliburton!



You know, the company Dick Cheney was at ... you remember Barbra Streisand, she of the $500/person Democrat fundraiser and mis-spelled tirade last week ... when she warned Democrats not to ignore "the obvious influence on the Bush Administration of such special interests as the oil industry, the chemical companies, the logging industry, the defense contractors" and others.

"Many of these industries, run by big Republican donors and insiders, clearly have much to gain if we go to war against Iraq," Streisand noted.

Well, she had no problem making money on a big oil company while Dick Cheney was still CEO.

Want to see Babs' foundation tax return for yourself?
Barbra Streisand Foundation Tax Return

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