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John Walker Lindh and Time Magazine



Boy, what did he do to piss them off? Now, knowing he has a homosexual father, is from Marin County, and has parents that allowed him to run off to a Muslim country to 'find' himself, it's not really a surprise if he had a homosexual relationship. From Greece east it's pretty common ...

Here is what Time wrote: "Hayat met Lindh and took him on a tour of various madrasahs, searching for the perfect one from Karachi in the south to Peshawar in the northwest. The young American rejected them all and preferred remaining at Hayat's side. He helped Hayat at his store, a prosperous business dealing in powdered milk. Hayat, who has a wife and four children, says he had sex with Lindh.

"'He was liking me very much. All the time he wants to be with me,' says Hayat, who has a good though not colloquial command of English. 'I was loving him. Because love begets love, you know.'"

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