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Tom Cruise Weighs In On America



Just what we all need. Didn't the confluence of opinion and Hollywood die with the cancellation of "Politically Incorrect?"

"I think the U.S. is terrifying and it saddens me," he told the British paper the Daily Express. "You only have to look at the state of affairs in America."

Tom, you make movies, right? Movies which influence how young people think? I don't recall you taking a stand about America when you were getting $25 million to make "Mission Impossible 2."

I'm sure America would be a better place if we all subscribed to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientologist view of things ... but let's get back to that $25 million per picture you make.

"I do worry about my children. As a parent you are always concerned," he told the paper. "I just want them to be in a place where they are going to be strong enough to make the right choices. Unfortunately, we're in a position where people are so irresponsible that human life holds such little value to them."

So you're against abortion now, Tom? That should go over big in Hollywood.

He says they'll probably grow up in Australia ... in other words, ex-wife Nicole Kidman will be tasked with removing herself from nasty old Hollywood to raise your kids while you remain here. Yep, that sounds like a real giver to me.

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