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The Bell Ringer of Notre Dame?



Oh yeah, after consultation with a 'disability adviser' a touring theatre company has re-titled its performances of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' to avoid causing offence to disabled people.

They could have avoided the problem by simply using Hugo's original title, 'Notre Dame de Paris', instead of the Americanized english translation that became so popular. You can't capitalize on someone's success and still be politically correct these days. What's the world coming to...?

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