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Special Ed Teacher Sues Because Retarded Class Made Fun of Him



Vincent Peries, who is from Sri Lanka, says students at Francis Lewis High School in Queens mimicked his accent, tossed paper balls at him, and referred to him as "Gandhi" and "immigrant ---."

School officials don't deny Peries was harassed but argue that they can't discipline special ed students for slurring a teacher.

Guess they're not so stupid after all ... they've figured out that they can get all of the rights of society and none of the responsibilities.

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