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Ovitz Lashes Out At Gay Mafia



Hollywood titan Michael Ovitz burned some more bridges during his career flameout alleging, among other things, that the 'gay mafia' set out to ruin him.

Is there a powerful homosexual presence in Hollywood? Duh. Gays and Jews, of course ... and if you happen to make a gay Jew angry in Hollywood, well, you've really done it. I sense that Ovitz has really done it because there is apparently a whole cabal of them he made angry.

"It really reeks of the homophobia we saw in the '70s and '80s when a lot of gay execs were closeted," GLAAD's entertainment media director Scott Seomin said. "This is really surprising and comes off as a bit paranoid, a bit schizophrenic and very homophobic."

Of course, they say everyone is homophobic, even if you are speaking the truth. It may be just coincidence that among virtually everyone in Hollywood that was out to get him, the most powerful among them happen to be homosexual. Any time you have a powerful group of people in an industry someone will eventually make a 'mafia' reference, just like any time Israeli politics are mentioned, some liberal will eventually use the term 'Nazi' ... it's mostly for shock effect and partly because they don't know what the words really mean.

Buy "Vanity Fair" to read it for yourself.

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