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Need A Christmas Gift For Your Left-Leaning Chick? Try Ethical Underwear



You can absolutely bet when a marketing department uses the word "ethical" - about its lingerie - someone is out to make a buck at your expense. And they think you will believe anything, my environmental friends.

But French designer Sophie Young's g=9.8 company is doing it with a straight face. In yet another blatant product placement on treehugger.com they claim the kinds of things only the well-meaning but gullible among us will believe; namely that the company is producing a line of lingerie which will make your hippy chick girlfriend quiver with environmentally friendly delight.

Fabric made from white pine tree clippings!

No water used!

The comfort of silk!

The feel of cashmere!

The coolness of linen!


And the clincher:

It's biodegradable!

Now, treehugger.com is usually a pretty good site. I don't know what has sent them over the edge on this product endorsement kick recently. The only thing that could be worse is if they start handing their authors Coke cans made from hemp and have them pose for pictures. So let's give them a pass on that part and stick to the science.

I guess I can buy that no "additional" water is used, whatever that means. I am unsure of the benefit though. I can certainly get behind* hippy chicks quivering with delight about their undies. What confuses me is, how is underwear made from pine clippings better than regular old, environmentally renewable, cheap-to-produce cotton?


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Comments on "Need A Christmas Gift For Your Left-Leaning Chick? Try Ethical Underwear"

 

Blogger Issy said ... (10:03 AM) : 

I'm sorry Cash but being a female, I would be a little skeptical about wearing anything made from wood close to my special parts unless it was a man. I don't care if it is supposed to be comfy. I'd worry that a stray pine needle would poke me in my delicate little ass! Sorry, I'm not jumping on this bandwagon!

 

Blogger Chief Scientist said ... (10:13 AM) : 

Okay, that's one vote for "no poking in the ass." I am disappointed by your unwillingness to take a stand for the environment on this issue.

 

Blogger Issy said ... (12:34 PM) : 

Cash,
If you read my entry I said that I would worry about a "stray" needle poking me in my delicate little ass. I don't want some foreign object poking and proding when I don't know where it came from or where it's going. I didn't say that I wouldn't take it from a trusty source in "nature's condom". That being said, I think I am all about the environment!

 

Blogger Educator said ... (2:42 PM) : 

...because our biggest concern with waste is the huge problem undies are causing in our landfills...

It kills me when people with brains use them on retarded things like this.


Example - valedictorian and most intelligent science student I ever knew could be helping people and the world with her superbrain.

Instead, she's a Bud Lite girl.


I guess it takes a genius to be a true idiot.

 

Blogger Chief Scientist said ... (3:39 PM) : 

Issy, that may be the second sexiest comment anyone ever left on this site.

Ann ... are you serious? How does one go about meeting her? I bet she's appreciate my Chinese Medicine Relationship Card game.

 

Blogger The Grunt said ... (9:39 PM) : 

Aren't graduation gowns made of paper? Plenty of people have had sex in those, I'm sure. However, the last thing I want to find when I am about to get some is that the girl is infested with termites.

 

Blogger Chief Scientist said ... (4:37 PM) : 

Gowns made of paper? Where in hell were you raised?

 

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