Science Offers To Explain To Paris Hilton What Celibate MeansI am not just being flippant - either she truly doesn't know what it means or she found a journalist as dumb as she is. I guess there's even money on that one. "I'm not having sex for a year. ... I'll kiss, but nothing else," says Hilton who, when not being confused about the difference between celibate and chaste also stated to the British edition of GQ magazine that she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime. Let's give her a break on that one. I know that most women who have only had sex with two men happen to have videotaped the affairs and thrown them on the internet. She went on to say she is "very shy" - which is why every picture you see of Paris Hilton involves her drunk and dancing on tables at 2AM:  I would post more pictures but I figure if you really want to see someone who looks like a cartoon cricket of questionable gender, you can just rent Pinocchio. |
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Chris Wilson said ... (6:42 PM) :
post a commentYeah, this is funny as hell, but in fact the saddest commentary on young women today. But at least we got "Girls Gone Wild" outta this current lack of morals, oh, and Paris' many contributions:)
She of course means, "as little as 2 men in *one week* within the course of her lifetime". I'm thinking that when she said she was celibate, she actually meant to use the word "Celebrate", in which case she will have as much sex as a table top dancing disease ridden debutante is likely to have: Alot of it.