Dear BlogExplosion;

Thank you for taking the time to look at my website. After repeated spam emails from you, I finally signed up for your service* and I am thrilled that you spent 7 seconds at my website. I couldn't be more proud than to be in the same elite company as blogs like "Hiring A Nanny" or "Nanny In New York" or "Ramesh Thiruchelvam's 100 Words." However, I am confused by your email denying me entry into your esteemed circle of sites because you "are no longer accepting blogs that primarily contain advertising, or promote business opportunities." Time is relative, of course, any scientist will tell you that, so I truly believe that in those 7 seconds you looked at all 1400 posts I have written and determined there was no content, humorous or otherwise. I have no complaint about that. But I'm a little torqued up that you accuse me of promoting 'business opportunities.' Sure, I have offered to let supermodels take pictures of themselves and send them to me or show up at my house for orgies of unprotected sex, but that was all for FREE. Not business. I hope that clears the matter up and I wish you the best in your future endeavors. Best, Your Friends In Science *Disclaimer; they were for sale a few months ago and I made a bid for them but I never actually tried to use them before. That's sometimes how business works. Go figure.